{"id":13,"date":"2004-12-21T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-21T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.karenrsavage.com\/blog\/?p=13"},"modified":"2007-03-26T15:49:51","modified_gmt":"2007-03-26T21:49:51","slug":"spring-cleaning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.karenrsavage.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/21\/spring-cleaning\/","title":{"rendered":"Spring cleaning?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One thing about having a parent come to visit, is that I feel the need to make sure everything in the apartment is really clean and tidy. Ok, let me make that a bit more specific. One thing about having my <strong>mother<\/strong> come to visit, because when my dad came, I just vaccumed and called it a day. So&#8230; spring cleaning in December. It&#8217;s been an interesting (and busy) weekend. And I haven&#8217;t quite finished yet.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also spent a little time finishing a couple of books that I wasn&#8217;t sure she&#8217;d approve of, so I could get them out of sight. No, no, get your mind out of the gutter! It&#8217;s just that my parents are both pretty conservative, and I think they&#8217;d have kittens if they saw that I was reading a series of mysteries featuring Chicago&#8217;s only wizard that advertises in the phone book (the Dresden Files, by Jim Butcher). Vampires, fey folk, demons&#8230; yeah, they&#8217;d think I&#8217;d gone over to the dark side. But if they don&#8217;t know, they can&#8217;t fuss me about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One thing about having a parent come to visit, is that I feel the need to make sure everything in the apartment is really clean and tidy. Ok, let me make that a bit more specific. One thing about having my mother come to visit, because when my dad came, I just vaccumed and called [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karenrsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karenrsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karenrsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karenrsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karenrsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.karenrsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karenrsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karenrsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karenrsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}